Jerry Seinfeld is a hack!

And he’s too well groomed.

There’s something I don’t like about Jerry Seinfeld. Correction. There’s a lot I don't like about Jerry Seinfeld and i’m gonna tell ya what it is right now if you listen to what I’m saying:

The man is a show off!

Maybe it’s his smart ass demeanor or his fancy outfits. What’s with all the suit jackets?

Who has time to put all those fancy outfits together every morning?

Why does he own so many pairs of tennis shoes? What sort of man has time to shop so much?

I don’t like the cars he drives around in or the jokes he tells. I don’t care for his laugh either and he’s too rich; I don’t like it. And I don’t care for his grooming. Jerry Seinfeld shaves too much; I don’t like it. The other thing I don’t care for is the constant haircuts. What sort of man requires so many haircuts? Why does Jerry Seinfeld insist on spending so much time grooming himself and What for?! Why does this man feel the need to spend so much time looking at himself in the mirror before he goes outside?

Why not do something else with your time?

What’s he trying to prove?

You think you’re better than me because you own fancy clothes and have a wife?

You think you’re better than me because you spend so much shaving?

The other thing I don’t like about Jerry Seinfeld is the jokes he tells.

Here are some pictures of Jerry Seinfeld being a show off around town:

Jerry trying to balance a cup on his head like an idiot

Jerry and buxom wife that he married to show off

Only show offs wear scarves.

It’s a scientific fact that sociopaths and show offs wear circular glasses .