Not everyone needs to be a big shot. Some people just need the basics handled - something thoughtful enough to say “I remembered you,” without pretending you spent weeks planning it. That’s where The Schlub comes in. A perfectly acceptable holiday gift for the perfectly acceptable people in your life.
 
 
Inside: signed book, socks (2 pairs), mystery archive item, dreidel kit, Schmear knife, cookies, stickers, paper! It’s the holiday starter pack - everything they’ll use, nothing they’ll pretend to love and then quietly throw out. No guessing. No wandering aisles. No texts asking “What size are they again?”
 
 
It’s the safe play, the smart play, the “I did the bare minimum and somehow still look generous” play. Order it, ship it, and cross one more person off the list.
 
**Note: This is a pre-order and will arrive by December 12th. Please select sizing for the mystery archive item.