We did it. We fixed Hanukkah shopping. No more overthinking, no more schlepping to five different stores. What are you, some kind of hero? We built a one-stop gift solution for people who want to look extremely thoughtful…without actually doing anything. It’s all here. All you gotta do is click a button and you’ll look like you planned ahead for once.
 
 
Inside THE BIG MACHER: Big tote, hat, sweatshirt, sweatpants, prestained shirt, socks (2 pairs), archived mystery item, coffee, signed book, schmear knife, dreidel kit, cookies & more. We slipped in early access to some of our nicest upcoming OJM pieces. You’re getting them before anyone else. Retail value over $500. It’s a Hanukkah department store in one bag. A gift that says “Relax. It’s all in there.”
 
 
Order today for just $418. Free shipping. Give it to someone you love. Give it to someone you struggle to tolerate. Give it to yourself. Hanukkah handled. Available at oldjewishmen.net
 
 
**Note: This is a pre-order and will arrive by December 12th. Please select sizing for the sweatshirt, sweatpants.