How can you say no to free money?  A guaranteed positive ROI!
 
It's too easy.  Just add this item to your cart.  In the checkout section, where it asks you to add a note, please put either "My venmo is:           " or my "My zelle is:             ".  By the end of the day, you'll see in your respective account that you have made a return on your investment!  You're welcome!
 
***limited quantity (20), while supplies last.  This is not an actual investment, this is stupidity.   Only available to USA buyers. Ends 11/25/2022 at 23:59:59 PST.